1. The Ones That Eat Heavily During Sahur
Just to avoid being shaken by the fasting, these ones will kuku eat all the 3 square meals during sahur. That’s when you see eba like mountain everest in front of some people during Sahur.
2. The Ones That Always Forget They Are Fasting
These ones always forget they are fasting. Infact, they love to forget that they are fasting. I still don’t understand why someone will drink one bottle of Pepsi finish before remembering that he’s actually fasting.
3. The Ones Girls Dey Rush
When you’re “Oshomo”, ladies-man before Ramadan, during Ramadan, if you don’t rush dem girls, they will rush you. These ones get pressures from babes during Ramadan and sometimes knack them if the pressures too much. Astagafirulah!!
4. The Smart Ones That Secretly Break Fast In The Afternoon
These ones are of the belief that “Fasting Can Only Shake You, If You’re Not Smart”. Just because they don�t want to miss the delicious food in Sahur and Iftar, they will secretly break their fast in one corner. God is watching you!
5. The Time Checkers
These ones know when the day is fast or slow because they won’t stop checking time. If they check time now and it’s 1pm, four hours later when they check the time again, it will read 1:25pm. Yeh!! Today long oo.. These people, 6:29 dey don go break
6. The Movie Watchers
Movies are life saver for these people during Ramadan. While staying home during Ramadan, these ones will watch different movies just to avoid boredom. Not many of them skip sex and kissing scenes tho!!
7. The Sleepers
To these ones, sleeping is bae during fasting. Some people can actually sleep from Sahur to Iftar if they have nothing to do. Afterall, the hunger of fasting cannot shake you while asleep.
8. The Ones That Listen To Sermons Only During Ramadan
On the first day of Ramadan, these ones will gather a play-list of Islamic songs, Quran recitation audios and sermons. This is what they listen to all through Ramadan before switching back to songs of the world.
9. The Prayerful Ones
These ones don’t joke with prayers during fasting. No matter how busy they are, they still create time to pray. They understand the benefit using the fasting period to seek help from Allah through constant prayers in the Holy Month. Most importantly, they observe the compulsory 5-times daily solat.
10. The Ones That Don’t Pray Or Observe Solat While Fasting
Many Muslims are on this table. Fasting without observing the 5-times daily solat is common among some Muslims. These ones just fast for not-eating sake. You will hear “call-to-prayer” and still stay back, knowing fully well that you’re fasting. Are you whining God? Continue!!
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